Last night I just couldn’t get myself to fall asleep. Why?
Not because of my job. Not because of my bills. Not because of my fat ass – but because I was bed blogging.
I wanted to say sleep blogging – but technically I wasn’t asleep. I was lying in bed writing my blog in my head. Thinking of a ton of ideas, and stories, and witty repartee.
Of course, tonight I have forgotten every single thing that I wanted to write about – but that’s par for the course. After the day I had at work my brain is a pile of mushy Jello with no vodka.
I always need vodka.
En tout cas, I write my best pieces when I’m emotional and I think of my best stories when I’m bed blogging. I lie in bed staring at the stripper pole that my husband so sweetly bolted into the ceiling (after I had a pole accident – of course) and my mind races 240 with “information”.
Does anyone else blog in their sleep? Do you compose letters, write books or try-out meaningful conversation? What else do you do?
Please tell me I’m not the only one.
All I can say is I should have bought stock in Benadryl because that seems to be the only way I can get to sleep lately. Sweet dreams. Or should I say sweet blogs?
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- Avoid Insomnia With the Three R’s (everydayhealth.com)